Space Escape Mind Rape by The Ron Allen Experiment

Written by Ronald Allen Bell in several different versions across countless dimensions. This particular version is modified from its original version which can be found in the book, Poems for the Ponder by the same author. It's so modified that it was unrecognizable to the pages it lived next to in the book for years. 

Produced by G-Dawg Trading~

Lyrics:

Half a bottle of rum
and a roach on a clip
is a cosmic whirlwind 
freakin galactic trip 

got the internet- 
so when I fly high to my destination- 
I can pull up facts on screen 
and partake in information- 

Yes, I like my mind on Mars
and I prefer to arrive in fashion 
I wore Dickies and blue kicks 
I must say I do look quite smashing 

I'll need my notes and bag
if I plan to stay so long 
kids are staying with friends
time to fly and write some songs 

Started a daydream just last week 
but the phone rang and awoken me 
I'll call them back and rewind a bit
it was a winner wanna finish it 

Major Tom, ground control is gone- 
it's going to be a long time 
before touchdown brings me round
and I can finish your song 

Elton John was dead on, Tom
Mars ain't the place for the kids 
those hanging out on big red
in another reality exist 

But let's enjoy it while we're here 
and steer clear of all the trauma 
check our gauges and air readouts 
make it back on home to mama 

Not a lot places for a man to go 
when he's locked into his days 
the mind his only chance to escape 
a place where he can play